Films that anger me

1. Bridget Jones's Diary (should have kept it shut, or burned it)
2. Love Actually (rubbish, actually)
3. High School Musical 1, 2 or 3 (so squeaky clean it makes your eyes bleed)
4. The Golden Compass (Mindless, stupefied drivel that rips the heart and soul from Pullman's novel and replaces it with CGI)
5. X-Men: The Last Stand (Where's the empathy?)
6. Sex And The City Movie (no comment)
7. The Transporter 2 (Being punched out of a moving lorry on the motorway and managing to grab hold of the underside of the vehicle before hitting the road is, I'm sorry, NOT POSSIBLE)
8. Moulin Rouge (although they did manage to accurately visualise a headache)
9. The Chronicles of Narnia (Peril apparently only lasts 30 seconds)