Things I would like to do before I die...

1. Fly.
2. Sleep with a celebrity.
3. Party in my pants.
4. Categorise all my CDs and DVDs in alphabetical order.
5. Go sailing.
   
6. Learn everything ever.
7. Finish watching the wire.
8. Play the guitar and serenade a mixed Spanish/Indian/Mexican beauty.
   
9. Have a near death experience.
   

Reasons for not wanting to leave Japan

1.  Respect shown by everyone to everyone else.

2. The Toilets and their magical technology

3.  The Japanese Diet (Mos Burger would demolish Maccy D's in an instant)

4. Nearly all Japanese girls

5. Buddhists

6. Bicycles

7. The Motorbikes

8. Sake (and Japanese beer actually)

9. Baseball