Rubbish things about mornings

1. Waking up
2. How your alarm manages to creep into your dream without waking you immediately
   
3. The sip of tea/orange juice after brushing your teeth
4. Getting caught with you hand down your pants, and trying to explain that it's just 'comfy' there
5. Being awoken by the telephone, only to discover it's a telesales drone
6. The moment when the duvet falls slightly too far off the bed, rapidly exposing your tender legs to icy cold air
7. Waking up with a cat/dog in/on your bed.. that's not yours
8. People telling you a very important thing to remember when you're in a half-asleep daze
9. When your ten minute 'snooze' feels like you've literally just blinked your eyes