I hate myself for watching these films...

  1. The Spirit (shoot me in the face)
  2. The Room (so bad it's famous)
  3. Batman and Robin (...)
  4. Norbit 
  5. Speed 2
  6. The Love Guru (unfortunately awful)
  7. Spiderman 3
  8. Gigli (I hate Ben Affleck)
  9. Daredevil (I really hate Ben Affleck)

Simple Sensations

  1. Crunching summer leaves with your shoes.
  2. Smell of gasoline at a petrol station.
  3. Getting the straw into your Capri-Sun in one go.
  4. First cigarette after a glass of whisky.
  5. Popping bubble wrap.
  6. Cracking knuckles.
  7. Listening to The Beatles.
  8. The smell of a brand new twenty pound note.
  9. Volleying the gum you spat out really far.

If I had Nine Lives....

  1. Fire Fight
  2. Car Dodging
  3. World Record Attempt Jumping Gap between 2 buildings
  4. Full on old school Sword Fight
  5. Skydive without parachute (so Fly)
  6. Swim with Great White
  7. Meet Chuck Norris
  8. See If I get SuperPowers in a Nuclear accident
  9. Let time do it's thing and Chillout

A Standard Day of Liquid

  1. Coffee
  2. Breakfast Tea
  3. PG Tips
  4. Coke Zero
  5. Traditional Afternoon Tea
  6. Afternoon Coffee (The Saviour)
  7. Bottle of Water
  8. Beer (or Cider)
  9. Another Beer

A Minute Past Nine