Things I hate about the daily commute (sorry about the excessive sarcasm)

1. Indefinite delay signs
2. Cancellations due to LEAVES on the track
3. Cancellations due to LIGHT RAIN
4. People who don't let others OFF before they barge ON
5. Sitting between stations..
   
6. No, I don't want to listen to your RUBBISH Garage music you made using Music 2000
   
7. Yes, it's fine to let your massive dog sit on the seats. In fact, why not just let it crap all over them?
8. Oh no, I love it when your quadruplet-carrying buggy rips my shins to shreds when you use it as a battering ram
9. YEAH I'M JUST CALLING YOU TO GIVE YOU MY CARD DETAILS.. YEAH I'M ON THE TRAIN.. DO YOU WANT MY PASSWORD TOO? SORRY IT'S REALLY LOUD IN HERE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP!