I hate myself for watching these films...

  1. The Spirit (shoot me in the face)
  2. The Room (so bad it's famous)
  3. Batman and Robin (...)
  4. Norbit 
  5. Speed 2
  6. The Love Guru (unfortunately awful)
  7. Spiderman 3
  8. Gigli (I hate Ben Affleck)
  9. Daredevil (I really hate Ben Affleck)

Simple Sensations

  1. Crunching summer leaves with your shoes.
  2. Smell of gasoline at a petrol station.
  3. Getting the straw into your Capri-Sun in one go.
  4. First cigarette after a glass of whisky.
  5. Popping bubble wrap.
  6. Cracking knuckles.
  7. Listening to The Beatles.
  8. The smell of a brand new twenty pound note.
  9. Volleying the gum you spat out really far.

If I had Nine Lives....

  1. Fire Fight
  2. Car Dodging
  3. World Record Attempt Jumping Gap between 2 buildings
  4. Full on old school Sword Fight
  5. Skydive without parachute (so Fly)
  6. Swim with Great White
  7. Meet Chuck Norris
  8. See If I get SuperPowers in a Nuclear accident
  9. Let time do it's thing and Chillout

A Standard Day of Liquid

  1. Coffee
  2. Breakfast Tea
  3. PG Tips
  4. Coke Zero
  5. Traditional Afternoon Tea
  6. Afternoon Coffee (The Saviour)
  7. Bottle of Water
  8. Beer (or Cider)
  9. Another Beer

Important things that have disappeared in My Room

1. Polaroid Film
2. Final Gundam Model Piece
3. About £20 plus
4. Series of Second year Prints
5. A Block of ..........
6. Laptop Charger
7. A few other Chargers
8. Nike Dunks
9. Memory Stick

Things I have photographed over the past week

1. A singing man
2. A singing man's bottom
3. Roast potatoes
4. Beef
5. My own feet
6. My own feet in somebody else's shoes
7. A negative (didn't work)
8. The inside of my lens cap
9. The inside of my bag

9 Best Crisp Flavours

1. Salt & Vinegar
2. Prawn Cocktail
3. Beef & Onion (discontinued by Walkers)
4. Ham & Mustard (Brannigans) 
5. Balsamic Vinegar & Caramalised Onion (sensations)
6. Worcester Sauce
7. Cheese & Onion (McCoys)
8. Salt & Shake (without the Salt added)
9. Salt & Balsamic Vinegar Kettle Chips

Things I would like to do before I die...

  1. Fly.
  2. Sleep with a celebrity.
  3. Party in my pants.
  4. Categorise all my CDs and DVDs in alphabetical order.
  5. Go sailing.
  6. Learn everything ever.
  7. Finish watching the wire.
  8. Play the guitar and serenade a mixed Spanish/Indian/Mexican beauty.
  9. Have a near death experience.

Reasons for not wanting to leave Japan

1.  Respect shown by everyone to everyone else.
2. The Toilets and their magical technology
3.  The Japanese Diet (Mos Burger would demolish Maccy D's in an instant)
4. Nearly all Japanese girls
5. Buddhists
6. Bicycles
7. The Motorbikes
8. Sake (and Japanese beer actually)
9. Baseball

Places in New York That Are Just Great

  1. John's Pizza
  2. The Empire State Building (the best building that ever has or will be built!)
  3. Cafe Wah
  4. Shea Stadium (RIP)
  5. Natural History Museum
  6. Dave's (Levis for £10... need I say more!)
  7. Hooters
  8. Battery Park
  9. Anywhere in The Village

Top Smells

  1. A match just after it hs been blown out
  2. A fresh cappucino
  3. Concrete after it has rained on a hot day
  4. A fresh tube of tennis balls the first time it is opened
  5. New book smell
  6. New trainer smell
  7. The first time I smell the air after getting off the plane in another country
  8. Bank notes
  9. Wet emulsion paint...slightly dry

Things I love for no particular reason

  1. The gridded layout of in-flight meals
  2. Looking at people in reflections of train windows
  3. The sound of rain outside
  4. The smell of wet pavement
  5. Sealing envelopes
  6. Hoarding blank notebooks
  7. Paleontology
  8. The underside of mushrooms
  9. Writing lists

Topics I have pondered today

  1. How much more traffic was there in London before the congestion charge was introduced?
  2. Can ice cut?
  3. What does acclimatising actually entail?
  4. What really important thing that I was meant to do have I forgotten?
  5. Do people actually have to sort out your recycled waste?
  6. Why aren't I more tired when I've only had 3 hours sleep in nearly 48 hours?
  7. Why is it hard to eat a lot of food in the morning?
  8. Is Marmite good for you in small doses?
  9. Why don't they put road closure signs higher up in the air so they can be seen further away?

Songs I want to morph into a human just so I could ravish them

  1. Wildcat - Ratatat
  2. Go With The Flow - QOTSA
  3. Woozy - Faithless
  4. Cause = Time - Broken Social Scene
  5. Hotel California (specifically the bass line) - The Eagles
  6. Riders on The Storm - The Doors
  7. Number 1 Crush - Garbage
  8. Comacabana - Booka Shade
  9. Pretty Little Ditty - RHCP

My most used personal vocabulary

  1. Safe
  2. Standard
  3. Sweet
  4. Sick
  5. Sound
  6. Mandatory
  7. Nice
  8. Pub
  9. Wrecked

Songs I wish I'd written first

  1. Happy Birthday To You
  2. Build Me Up Buttercup
  3. Mandy
  4. Can You Feel The Love Tonight
  5. You Are So Beautiful
  6. It Must Be Love
  7. Love Will Tear Us Apart
  8. Time of Our Lives
  9. We Could Be Heroes

Places you really really don't want hair

  1. nose
  2. earlobe
  3. eyelids
  4. palms
  5. neck
  6. back of the knees
  7. nipples
  8. between the fingers
  9. mouth

Ultimate pies

  1. steak and ale pie
  2. chicken and bacon pie
  3. monster truck pie
  4. beer pie
  5. Megan Fox pie
  6. magic pie
  7. whiskey pie
  8. money pie
  9. gun pie

Great names for kids

  1. Delicious
  2. Lucifer
  3. Bitch
  4. Goliath
  5. Stalin
  6. Poppycock
  7. Panther
  8. Squeak
  9. Gatsby

Films that anger me

  1. Bridget Jones's Diary (should have kept it shut, or burned it)
  2. Love Actually (rubbish, actually)
  3. High School Musical 1, 2 or 3 (so squeaky clean it makes your eyes bleed)
  4. The Golden Compass (Mindless, stupefied drivel that rips the heart and soul from Pullman's novel and replaces it with CGI)
  5. X-Men: The Last Stand (Where's the empathy?)
  6. Sex And The City Movie (no comment)
  7. The Transporter 2 (Being punched out of a moving lorry on the motorway and managing to grab hold of the underside of the vehicle before hitting the road is, I'm sorry, NOT POSSIBLE)
  8. Moulin Rouge (although they did manage to accurately visualise a headache)
  9. The Chronicles of Narnia (Peril apparently only lasts 30 seconds)
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