Reasons for not wanting to leave Japan

1.  Respect shown by everyone to everyone else.

2. The Toilets and their magical technology

3.  The Japanese Diet (Mos Burger would demolish Maccy D's in an instant)

4. Nearly all Japanese girls

5. Buddhists

6. Bicycles

7. The Motorbikes

8. Sake (and Japanese beer actually)

9. Baseball